The pinnacle of irony has been declared many times during this epidemic, but now, Germany is the biggest winner of all: you can not commit suicide now unless you are immune to COVID-19.

The German Association for Euthanasia has issued a new directive, declaring that it will help (die), now, only to those who have been vaccinated or recovered from COVID-19.

In a statement, the association said: "Euthanasia and the examination of the voluntary responsibility of our dying comrades require human closeness. Human closeness, however, is a prerequisite and a fertile ground for the transmission of the corona virus. Quick tests will be given before meetings in closed rooms. "

"Close encounters in closed rooms" is the German nickname for suicide assistance.

The term "2G" refers to a system that allows free movement of leisure activities only to the "vaccinated or recovering".

God forbid that an unvaccinated person who has not suffered from COVID-19 will try to end his life!!