Every Friday, like most Israelis, I go to the market to buy items for Shabbat. The problem is I can barely get through a single transaction before someone asks me if they should cancel their plans for the weekend. I appreciate how much faith people have in me, but I’ve still got chores to do. 

Thankfully, I’ve found a solution:

The front of my T-shirt says “I don’t know when the Iran strike will be,” the back reads “there is nothing to ask me.”