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Taliban bureaucrats hate working online all day, ‘Miss the days of Jihad’

Interviews with former Taliban fighters reveal the crushing ennui of office life in the big city.

The Taliban may have won the war in Afghanistan, but the jihadists who once spent their days riding horses in the countryside are now stuck behind a desk, lamenting their boring computer jobs, spending all their time on Twitter, high rent, and commutes to work.

It’s been almost two years since the U.S. withdrew from Afghanistan and the Taliban took over. In that time, the country’s new leaders have had time to take over its industries, occupy its buildings, and get very bored of the day-to-day drudgery of running the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan. 

Huzaifa, a former sniper, said life was simple and free during jihad. “All we had to deal with was making plans for ta’aruz [attacks] against the enemy and for retreating,” he said. “People didn’t expect much from us, and we had little responsibility towards them, whereas now if someone is hungry, he deems us directly responsible for that…the Taliban used to be free of restrictions, but now we sit in one place, behind a desk and a computer 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Life’s become so wearisome; you do the same things every day. Being away from the family has only doubled the problem.”

“I sometimes miss the jihad life for all the good things it had,” said 25-year-old Abdul Nafi. “In our ministry, there’s little work for me to do. Therefore, I spend most of my time on Twitter. We’re connected to speedy Wi-Fi and internet. Many mujahedin, including me, are addicted to the internet, especially Twitter.”

Source: Vice

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[Anonymous] 23:44 08.02.2023
Is that picture of the Taliban navy in their rubber ducky inflatables?
Sylvain Ubersfeld 20:00 07.02.2023
If true, simply shows the level of UNeducation as well as the intellectual level close to zero neurones...!!
Daniel Yaacov 17:53 07.02.2023
Reads too much like a parody article from the Onion to be a serious article or true.
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