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2024 Men of the Year: Hezbollah's Exploding Pagers

The Washington Free Beacon names the Mossad's "Pager operation" at "The Men of 2024" - Here's why: 

All self-respecting neocons have fantasized about castrating an entire faction of terrorists. Alas, none have ever had the balls to pull it off in real life (for lack of a better term). 

Until this September, when hundreds of Hezbollah hooligans suffered "injuries to their waist and crotch areas" after their pagers exploded simultaneously throughout Lebanon as part of an expertly coordinated blow job. If that's not deserving of a Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year award, we don't know what is.

In addition to taking out dozens of filthy sacks and schlongs, these daring pagers were arguably responsible for separating the Islamic Republic of Iran from its imperial phallus of terror. The pager attack in Lebanon, a.k.a. the "Emasculation Proclamation," set off a chain of events that would lead to the death of Hezbollah boss Hassan Nasrallah as well as the eventual demise of Bashar al-Assad's regime in Syria.

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Selina 06:56 30.12.2024
Crude, but true. I'm definitely thankful to these true heroes for this amazing triumph. Hot dog & fries, anyone?🌭🍟🥂
Stephen Baron 21:32 29.12.2024
The ratio of combatant to civilian casualties was extremely low, sets a new standard.
Janie FREELAND 20:49 29.12.2024
Israel is defending humanity The world needs to do their part lsrael is the light of hope all my love to Israel
[Anonymous] 20:45 29.12.2024
GO ISRAEL !!!!!
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