In the least surprising news ever, the union of leftist professional virtue signalers known colloquially as Hollywood joined together to protest for open borders and Hamas for the twentieth time while ignoring actual courageous protesters being massacred in Iran.

The Golden Globes, an event thrown by foreign media in Hollywood to give prizes to celebrities for screwing up their faces on camera, is mostly irrelevant, especially it was gutted in the BLM era over (in part) one of my articles about Hollywood’s BLM ties, but serves as a forum for movie stars to show off their latest fashions, for celebrities to show off their latest awkward jokes, and their even more awkward causes.

The media covered the expected displays of anti-ICE virtue signaling by Mark Ruffalo, who would be doing the occasional appearance on hour long network crime shows if it wasn’t for Marvel’s miscasting, Natasha Lyonne, who may or may not have recovered from her past insane tantrums and assorted people you’ve probably never heard of.